okay how the fuck am i still getting notes on that stupid flappy bird thing
you know how I said I was coming back from a hiatus
well im not
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
in the future everything is chrome
Yoooo Chipotle room
this came on at the bar the other night and my friends looked at me like I was insane for knowing the lyrics.
The only GIF that the internet really needs.
Is this how lesbian sex works
next time someone asks how we have sex, i wanna send them this
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story
do you ever hear a guitar riff so great you wanna punch yourself
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling